~brb, losing my mind~

Hi! My name's Erin. I'm 23 years old. Basically everything goes... though I have recently sold my soul to Marvel.

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harrenholler:

"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands."

                                                                              -Steven Moffat [x]

I just want to frame that and hang it on the wall of every Moffat apologist, so they can wake up and look at that every morning. 

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

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jean-luc-gohard:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

Is this a fuckin joke? Just today, I had seen a Snickers commercial on TV that showed a man wearing exercise clothes (spandex), instructing a group of women doing aereobic exercise. A football player came in with a Snickers and handed this trainer a Snickers. The trainer ate the Snickers, and transformed into a football player. They both left the women because apparently he “wasn’t being himself” for instructing women in such a prissy, sissy sport!! LOL!!! (/sarcasm)
How utterly pathetic that “men” feel so challenged by anything to do with women and considered “feminine,” and they feel the need to assert their masculinity. LOL, yes, what a fuckin joke this is.

this is so sad

I kind of want to just start picking things at random, making black labels for them, adding “bro” or “man” or “dude” to the name, and selling them at an upcharge. There’s clearly a lot of opportunity to capitalize on the fragility of the male ego. You laugh now, but when my boxes of Manfetti Brocake mix start flying off the shelves, don’t come at me asking for startup capital for your new company, Sausage Fest Breakfast Links.

jean-luc-gohard:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

Is this a fuckin joke? Just today, I had seen a Snickers commercial on TV that showed a man wearing exercise clothes (spandex), instructing a group of women doing aereobic exercise. A football player came in with a Snickers and handed this trainer a Snickers. The trainer ate the Snickers, and transformed into a football player. They both left the women because apparently he “wasn’t being himself” for instructing women in such a prissy, sissy sport!! LOL!!! (/sarcasm)

How utterly pathetic that “men” feel so challenged by anything to do with women and considered “feminine,” and they feel the need to assert their masculinity. LOL, yes, what a fuckin joke this is.

this is so sad

I kind of want to just start picking things at random, making black labels for them, adding “bro” or “man” or “dude” to the name, and selling them at an upcharge. There’s clearly a lot of opportunity to capitalize on the fragility of the male ego. You laugh now, but when my boxes of Manfetti Brocake mix start flying off the shelves, don’t come at me asking for startup capital for your new company, Sausage Fest Breakfast Links.

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

But wait… Were the male celeb nudes leaked??

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